Seven Psychopaths (2012)

So how's the Seven Psychopaths coming along, Marty?

Yeah. See, I'm sick of all these stereotypical Hollywood murderous scumbag-type psychopath movies. I don't want it to be one more film about guys with guns in their hands. I want it, overall, to be about love and peace. But it still has to be about these seven psychopaths, so this Buddhist psychopath, he doesn't believe in violence. I don't know what the fuck he's gonna do in the movie.

Maybe he could karate chop somebody. You know? So what happens to the seven psychopaths at the end?

Calling all psychopaths! Are you mental or deranged? Maybe you've recently been hospitalized, but are now okay. Or maybe the world just doesn't understand you. Yeah, right! Well, I'm writing a screenplay with my friend called the Seven Psychopaths, and if your story is crazy or quirky enough, we might use it for our movie. So please call Billy Bickle at 310-555-01...

Monday the 14th. Sat watching the shadow of the neighbor's flagpole across my lawn again from 7:00 in the morning to 7:300 in the evening. That's 11 hours. They've got a right to fly a flag, don't they? Note to self, do not set fire to the neighbor's flag. Work out more ways of being a better friend to people. Kaya, for instance. She is the girl Marty loves. Deep down, she is possibly not a cunt. Marty. Do everything to keep his mind on track about the Seven Psychopaths. He is the best writer of his generation, but he needs to stay focused. But do not bother him anymore about writing his screenplay with him. If he wants your help, he will ask for it.

Come on, Billy. How could you have known it was that psycho's dog? Do you wanna help me write Seven Psychopaths, Billy?

New idea. How about we change the title from the Seven Psychopaths to the Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And Have Overcome All This Spazzy Shit And Are Really Nice To Everybody And Two Of 'Em Are Black? How about that?

Seven Psychopaths.